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There's No Christmas in Hell (And That's Why I'm so Sad)

from Christmas Reminiscences by The X-Misses

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lyrics

I was living in sin, now I'm living in hell.
Yeah, you gotta give it up to the Christians.
They were right all along and I was wrong when I said that their religion was a fiction.

But the number one thing that I hate about hell is in hell we don't celebrate Christmas.
Still I float in the flames
And recite the names
Of the reindeer who carried Saint Nicklaus.

There's no Christmas in hell
There's no Christmas in hell
There's no Christmas in hell
And that's why I'm so sad

I said that hell and Santa don't exist
So now I'm always on the naughty list.

There's no Christmas
There's no Christmas
There's no Christmas in hell

Then the devil plays a trick on December 26
When he tells me I just missed Christmas
And it hurts even worse than a blister burst
As a tear hits the fire and hisses.

I used to sing the carols with the choir
But now I'm roasting on an open fire.

There's no Christmas in hell
There's no Christmas in hell
There's no Christmas in hell
And that's why I scream,
“God have mercy!”
That's why
I'm so
Sad.

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from Christmas Reminiscences, released November 28, 2018
Written by Tim Franklin © 2018 Screaming Bloody Music ASCAP
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Lead Vocals - Tim Franklin
Drums - Jereme Frey
Bass - Mike Shepherd
Guitars - Tim Franklin
Backing vocals - Marc Lacuesta
Percussion - Tim Franklin, Marc Lacuesta
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Produced by Marc Lacuesta and Tim Franklin
Engineered by Marc Lacuesta and Tim Franklin
Recorded at Fatherland Studios
Mixed by Marc Lacuesta and Tim Franklin at Fatherland Studios
Mastered by Harold LaRue

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